Mosh Pits & Wet Tits

Wow, your search for life's purpose is just as obvious as it is tragic.
hioctopus:

sociopathhasthemoosebox:

uncreativeminds:

raspberryragdoll:

Dear future husband, if this doesn’t happen I want a divorce.

Dear future wife, if I don’t do this. Please divorce me.

okay so who thinks the above commenters should marry each other?

I ship it
masterassassino:

doctorscottie:

ozolopolis:

xeruth:

pepsie:

theamericankid:

Gaming Logic

more you tilt your body your character will get away from danger

the louder you yell, the more critical hits you’ll land

when you stand up you can see everyone’s weakspots

when you tilt your head you’ll be able to see more of the area

When you lean forward, you get +30% concentration.

slydig:

lovemenowtill4ever:

slydig:

who would name their kid zoey 101 

Uhm……that was her room number not part of her name

why would her room number be zoey 

tierdropp:

gatdamn

simplymykayla:

cnnbreakingofficial:

if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3 

my blog is worth more than i am

bblackgoldd:

chillsupmyspine:

oh god, I’m gonna cry lmao

O_O

rneerkat:

one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end